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(i actually posted this on craigs list. someobody actually replied.)

you should give me money (highland park)

Reply to: matthewkates@gmail.com
Date: 2005-04-21, 11:53AM PDT

You should give me money so that i can move out of my fathers house and start getting laid again. I've got my eye on a one-bedroom in highland park. It's only $650 and its near the gold line.

If you need me to do anything in return for the money you give me, that might be arranged. Keep in mind that i prefer walking and/or public trans. over driving.

If you want me to do smart-person type things, i can handle that. I graduated from the highest ranked public university in the nation with a 3.5 gpa just because i felt like it. I can be smart.

If you need someone to do manual-labor type things, i can do that too. I worked for a mechanic in high school. In college i built a hydroponic grow chamber which i used to develop medical-grade marijuana. I have good hands and i know how lots of things work.

If you need me to sell things to people, i can try. I should warn you that im not much of a capitalist, so my heart may not be in it.

Another warning, im an artist first and foremost. Take that as you will.

Thank you for your time. Cash preferred.

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