i have a friend
she comes over to my house all the time and we have lots of sex
last night we went to an indian restaurant in hollywood
the entrance looked, for lack of a better word, "shady" (slang usage)
inside, however, it was a beautiful little womb of extravagant indian design
they mistakenized our order
since the guy serving us was incredibly nice, the entire meal was free. he even gave us a free desert. en excellent restaurant. more than just good food, but the food you want to be eating.
later that night, or maybe earlier that night, we were resting naked in bed
she asked me who i am
what a terrible question. and seemingly out of nowhere. if someone could answer that question in a clear and concise manner i would have an immense amount of respect for them, even if the content of their answer made me otherwise despise them.
she forced the issue, and to my surprise i was able to come up with a satisfactory answer
"i am a beautiful genius with absolutely no motivation to succeed."
she aggreed with my assessment.
she comes over to my house all the time and we have lots of sex
last night we went to an indian restaurant in hollywood
the entrance looked, for lack of a better word, "shady" (slang usage)
inside, however, it was a beautiful little womb of extravagant indian design
they mistakenized our order
since the guy serving us was incredibly nice, the entire meal was free. he even gave us a free desert. en excellent restaurant. more than just good food, but the food you want to be eating.
later that night, or maybe earlier that night, we were resting naked in bed
she asked me who i am
what a terrible question. and seemingly out of nowhere. if someone could answer that question in a clear and concise manner i would have an immense amount of respect for them, even if the content of their answer made me otherwise despise them.
she forced the issue, and to my surprise i was able to come up with a satisfactory answer
"i am a beautiful genius with absolutely no motivation to succeed."
she aggreed with my assessment.
posted by Unknown at
11/06/2005 10:40:00 AM
4 Comments:
that's great stuff.
whiz bang ending.
I wonder what my answer to that question is....
A self-absorbed, hedonistic American buffon, turned charming, barely, via phenomenal wit.
--this definition exemplifies itself quite nicely, I dare say.
Thanks for your comments. I really like the word "buffoon".
i am pretty much the same thing eric is only turned charming via tits.
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