Fist Fuck a Fourteen-year-old Fire Hydrant in the back of a Ford Truck. Just like that. Dirt is everywhere. That is one thing we have in common, for sure. Underneath your feet, or underneath your house, or way, way down underneath your building somewhere, there is dirt. The point, of course, is that dust gets swirled around with water until it becomes smart and then it becomes dust again. My question is: Where does the smartness go?