I will never be a rapper

One of the first music albums I ever had was a compilation of rap music that my sister gave me. It had groups on it like The Fat Boys and Run-DMC. I still remember one of my favorite verses:

Your mouth is big / Size extra Large / And when you open it / It's like my garage

I want to be a rapper. Rappers have bravado and style. Rappers have big personalities. Unfortunately, I do not have style, I rarely have bravado, and my personality is probably around a medium. So, until something really crazy happens, I will continue to hang out by myself and write stupid rock songs.

Thank you.