A while back I read my horoscope. It said something like this: "The person you were three years ago is a douche-bag. You ought to punch him in the face if you meet him."

Three years ago. Almost exactly. I spent some time driving around the country aimlessly. L.A. to New Orleans to Florida to Boston to Arizona to San Diego. In S.D. I decided to expatriate, and now I am very close to doing just that.

Is that the guy I should punch?